Well I decided to start a blog! I am sure that many people have been waiting for this moment for their whole life... A frequent question that people ask is "What the heck is going through Brent W. Niebel's head!?" (by the way W. stands for William, which if I do say my self is an amazing middle name because it's formal but it can be shortened, with like Willy, Will, or Bill not that I like those names but it can be done.) So now that I have formed this blog I am sure many of you are asking what is this going to be about? If you havent noticed the title Poor man, thats me!! Yes I am poor when I file my taxes the government looks at me and says we will pay him everything he paid us and more because I dont know how that boy can live on such a small income! Then the next part is Rich Wisdom... now thats the tricky part! Rich Wisdom coming from a bald mormon guy! hahaha seems kind of like an oxymoron but let me tell you, I didnt get voted as the most blond in my senior mock elections for nothing! Oh and by the way if your an english major or have a problem reading spelling errors, grammer errors, and just bad english this might not be the blog for you!
So I am sure you want me to get started on my "rich wisdom." I can see most of you sitting on the edge of your seat thinking..." SHHH EVERYONE SILENCE!!! THE BALD GUY IS GOING TO TELL US SOMETHING!" But I can tell you now that you can all sit back and enjoy the knowledge that is filling this bald head of mine!
Day 1 of my philosophies: I have currently been going tanning, yes, fake baking as some people call it. Many guys who fake bake or tan are usually listed as "tools." I hope you dont think that of me... I have a tool but I am not one large tool... If you catch my drift, hahaha (that was suppose to be a laughter like an old man would laugh) I would love to explain why I am tanning! reason number one, I like to have a little color to my life, reason number two, I heard the ladies really dig a guy that has no tan lines, ; ) reason number 3, I would have to say this might be the main reason... Every year my white bald head gets burnt! I am sure not many of you have experienced that before! IT SUCKS!! cause then the only way to cover it is with a hat and you know how bad it hurts to wear a hat! So I have had to go through this for the past I would say 4 years until now! I am trying to out smart the sun... I figure if I get a base tan than I have nice color on my skin, I look dead sexy not just sexy anymore, and my head won't get burnt! Oh and there are some other pirks like you always smell like hempz lotion, SCORE, you also get to take 8 to 15 minutes out of your day to relax and get some good uv rays! So needless to say, all should try it! you dont have to be bald to have a reason to tan! You can go for the first 2!
Well I hope you took about 3 minutes to read the thought of the day, I will now let you think about my thoughts and get back to your normal life! Till next time!
