Comida, aliments, Lebensmittel, or Cibo

I want to first say Sorry! Cause i am sure that every one who read my first post was waiting for more! And i know that I left you on a huge cliffhanger there for like a month! So i know that's a while but time has been very far and few between! But I am sure your all wondering what all these words in the title mean? If you didn't know already but they all mean food! Yeah they are in different languages but that is part of the wisdom for this post! So I am sure that you know that this post is now going to be about food! And oh how I am sure that people are excited to hear some wisdom about that one word!

Food.... Oh how I love it! I love it so much you could say that I am a connoisseur! I love Italian, American, Chinese, Vietnamese, Polynesian, Indian, and Mexican! I am sure most could say that they love food too! I find it kind of sad that some people hold themselves back from enjoying food when they starve themselves or when they only eat salad! Yes i love salad too but to just eat salad all the time or no meat! What kind of life is that! That's like living a life with out sex! Yes I said it SEX! When I eat a GREAT BBQ! That's like an orgasm in my mouth every time! Yeah yeah getting kind of vulgar! Sorry for those pg people but I think you guys all know what I am talking about! Since I am a Mormon I am sure you know we save our selves for marriage so the way I look at it.... This is the way I enjoy life haha! I am sure you are like wow Brent you might enjoy food a little to much! Yeah maybe... OK no i know people who enjoy it a lot more than I do! For example... That guy who does the Man vs Food! yeah talk about a love for food! To be honest he kind of makes me sick! I think only in America do people enjoy watching someone eat food till they get so full they vomit! I just think when watching him "I wonder when he is going to have a heart attack. He is like a ticking time bomb!"

But anyway I think its kind of comical that some people use food like currency! For example... You ask a few of your friends to help you move... what do you do... with a moving company you would pay them right? yes but with friends you say hey lets get a pizza!!!! are your friends cool with that... YEAH THEY ARE!! THEY JUST GOT A FREE PIZZA!! another example a friend paid for your College National Championship Rugby game ticket. What do you do... yeah you can pay your friend for the ticket or you can say..."hey I will pay for your lunch!" what do they say no... of course not they say heck yes!!! that's a free meal! If you have any other example feel free to post them! It will add to my ideas to get a free meal!

 See now you start to think about how big of a deal food is! And think some people want to go on a diet!!! That's like saying I don't want to have friends over because I don't want to have fun! And that's why I don't think I have met someone who has stayed one a diet their whole life! Now don't get me wrong eating healthy is good for you! And I support anyone who does it! And I eat healthy food too! I just don't do it all the time! Yeah I like a Mcdouble every once in a while! they are amazingly addicting and they are only a dollar!! But yes i like a good salad every once in a while too!

I come with a family it seems like whenever we get together someone has to bring up how many calories the food we are eating has... yeah that's good knowledge to have...but will it stop me eating my moms fantastic chicken and noodles... HECK NO!! I LOVE THOSE THINGS! She also makes a mean chicken and broccoli casserole! My mom thinks she cant cook... but she does it every once in a while! And when she does its great! Oh and her taco's!! I don't know what it is but when my mom makes taco's I can eat like 20 of those things! OK maybe not that much but still! I am sure you are all sitting there thinking of your favorite foods... and thinking oh man i am hungry! You are not alone I am too! Well I am sure your all tired of me talking about food but I thought what does everyone love....FOOD!! What I recommend doing is eating your Favorite food this week! That is my RICH WISDOM! Hope you all have a great eating experience! Till next time!

Blogging?

Well I decided to start a blog! I am sure that many people have been waiting for this moment for their whole life... A frequent question that people ask is "What the heck is going through Brent W. Niebel's head!?" (by the way W. stands for William, which if I do say my self is an amazing middle name because it's formal but it can be shortened, with like Willy, Will, or Bill not that I like those names but it can be done.) So now that I have formed this blog I am sure many of you are asking what is this going to be about? If you havent noticed the title Poor man, thats me!! Yes I am poor when I file my taxes the government looks at me and says we will pay him everything he paid us and more because I dont know how that boy can live on such a small income! Then the next part is Rich Wisdom... now thats the tricky part! Rich Wisdom coming from a bald mormon guy! hahaha seems kind of like an oxymoron but let me tell you, I didnt get voted as the most blond in my senior mock elections for nothing! Oh and by the way if your an english major or have a problem reading spelling errors, grammer errors, and just bad english this might not be the blog for you!

So I am sure you want me to get started on my "rich wisdom." I can see most of you sitting on the edge of your seat thinking..." SHHH EVERYONE SILENCE!!! THE BALD GUY IS GOING TO TELL US SOMETHING!" But I can tell you now that you can all sit back and enjoy the knowledge that is filling this bald head of mine!

Day 1 of my philosophies: I have currently been going tanning, yes, fake baking as some people call it. Many guys who fake bake or tan are usually listed as "tools." I hope you dont think that of me... I have a tool but I am not one large tool... If you catch my drift, hahaha (that was suppose to be a laughter like an old man would laugh) I would love to explain why I am tanning! reason number one, I like to have a little color to my life, reason number two, I heard the ladies really dig a guy that has no tan lines, ; ) reason number 3, I would have to say this might be the main reason... Every year my white bald head gets burnt! I am sure not many of you have experienced that before! IT SUCKS!! cause then the only way to cover it is with a hat and you know how bad it hurts to wear a hat! So I have had to go through this for the past I would say 4 years until now! I am trying to out smart the sun... I figure if I get a base tan than I have nice color on my skin, I look dead sexy not just sexy anymore, and my head won't get burnt! Oh and there are some other pirks like you always smell like hempz lotion, SCORE, you also get to take 8 to 15 minutes out of your day to relax and get some good uv rays! So needless to say, all should try it! you dont have to be bald to have a reason to tan! You can go for the first 2!

Well I hope you took about 3 minutes to read the thought of the day, I will now let you think about my thoughts and get back to your normal life! Till next time!